Hello
-- I have questions!
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced
onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhea...
does that mean that one out of
five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight
packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin
with?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why
aren't
people from Holland called
Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it
disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist,
but a person who drives a racecar is not called a
racist?
If it's true that we are here to help
others,
then what exactly are the others here
for?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be
delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?
If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it
Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee
breaks?'
What hair color do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what
do
Chinese mothers use,
Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to
them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps
so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver
the mail?
Is it true that you never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her
nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through
G?
Now, stop laughing long enough to forward this
onto
somebody else who could also use a good
chuckle!!
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