Top Ten Reasons To
Dislike Mitt Romney:
1. Drop-dead,
collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura Looks like every central
casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.
2. Been married to
ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her
bouts with breast cancer and MS.
3. No scandals or
skeletons in his closet. (How boring is
that?)
4. Can't speak in a
fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when
necessary.
5. Highly
intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard
Business School ...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.
6. Doesn't smoke or
drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age
when he went to college. Too square for today's America ?
7. Represents
an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't
screw around, worked hard, and became a
SUCCESS!
8. Has a family of
five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab.
But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice"
deserves America 's
scorn.
9. Oh yes.....he's
a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches
its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable,
self-reliant, and honest.
10. And one more
point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary
Americans. I guess that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to
marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that
actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.
My goodness, it's a
strange world, isn't it?
1. Drop-dead,
collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura Looks like every central
casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.
2. Been married to
ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her
bouts with breast cancer and MS.
3. No scandals or
skeletons in his closet. (How boring is
that?)
4. Can't speak in a
fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when
necessary.
5. Highly
intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard
Business School ...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.
6. Doesn't smoke or
drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age
when he went to college. Too square for today's America ?
7. Represents
an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't
screw around, worked hard, and became a
SUCCESS!
8. Has a family of
five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab.
But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice"
deserves America 's
scorn.
9. Oh yes.....he's
a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches
its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable,
self-reliant, and honest.
10. And one more
point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary
Americans. I guess that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to
marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that
actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.
My goodness, it's a
strange world, isn't it?
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