Si vis pacem parabellum If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong We can thank public education for American gullibility... When did individualism and self reliance come to depend on the government? "A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own." Capital punishment means never having to say, "You again?" Liberals Use Guilt As Moral Weapon Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
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Monday, December 10, 2012
Life's little miracles - a nice break from all that's going on in the world.
Life's little miracles - a nice break from all that's going on in the world.
Baby penguin meeting a baby dolphin
A firefighter giving a kitten oxygen
This baby owl......
A turtle the size of a grape
An embarrassed walrus
A cat with a permanent top hat
A pug with pug slippers
A baby hedgehog taking a bubble bath
An otter showing you its baby
A dog's seeing-eye dog....Wow!Lily is a Great Dane that has been blind since a bizarre medical condition required that she have both eyes removed. For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight. The two are, of course, inseparable.
"People will forget what you said; People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel."
The angels we have been waiting for those who are alreadyhere. I couldn't resist passing these on!
STRONG PERSONA strong person knows how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say "I'm ok" with a smile. Send this to a strong person. I just did. Be honest and send this to anyone who made you smile this year. -
Friday, November 30, 2012
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Sunday, November 18, 2012
Joe Okra: Caricature of the stars ...
Joe Okra: Caricature of the stars ...
Keep your eyes on the center, on the cross and you will see the caricature of the stars
Keep your eyes on the center, on the cross and you will see the caricature of the stars
Thursday, November 15, 2012
New Study shows Liberals have a lower average IQ than Conservatives « International Association of Homing Sources, a News Network
New Study shows Liberals have a lower average IQ than Conservatives « International Association of Homing Sources, a News Network
A new study conducted at Harvard University shows that in America, Liberals have a significantly lower IQ than Conservatives. The study was conducted on 100,000 registered voters in 40 different states over the last twelve years, and has concluded its results.
The first part of the study lists the correlation between political beliefs and intelligence. Subjects of the study were chosen at random and requested to come to an unmarked van to take a test and answer some questions for a reasonable amount of money.
Of the 100,000 people, there were people from many doctrines, from conservative to liberal to marxist to fascist. Socialists came out on bottom, with an average IQ of 87. The second worst were Liberals and then Marxists, with 88 and 89 respectively. Conservatives received an average score of 110, which is significantly above average. However, the conservatives did not score the highest. The holder of second place were Communists with an average I.Q of 115, and the first place was apolitical people who did not follow any specific doctrine, who received a whopping score on average of 135.
IAHYM News attempted to interview President Barack Obama on the new find, but he refused to speak directly. Instead, while walking down the strange hallway, he told correspondent Joseph Ducreux that the study
was ridiculous and false, but failed to provide any reason as to why or
how the science of the study is at fault.
A new study conducted at Harvard University shows that in America, Liberals have a significantly lower IQ than Conservatives. The study was conducted on 100,000 registered voters in 40 different states over the last twelve years, and has concluded its results.
The first part of the study lists the correlation between political beliefs and intelligence. Subjects of the study were chosen at random and requested to come to an unmarked van to take a test and answer some questions for a reasonable amount of money.
Of the 100,000 people, there were people from many doctrines, from conservative to liberal to marxist to fascist. Socialists came out on bottom, with an average IQ of 87. The second worst were Liberals and then Marxists, with 88 and 89 respectively. Conservatives received an average score of 110, which is significantly above average. However, the conservatives did not score the highest. The holder of second place were Communists with an average I.Q of 115, and the first place was apolitical people who did not follow any specific doctrine, who received a whopping score on average of 135.
IAHYM News attempted to interview President Barack Obama on the new find, but he refused to speak directly. Instead, while walking down the strange hallway, he told correspondent Joseph Ducreux that the studywas ridiculous and false, but failed to provide any reason as to why or
how the science of the study is at fault.
Hilary Rodham Clinton was also contacted, but she immediately hung up
the phone when she figured out that the study was being mentioned at all.
the phone when she figured out that the study was being mentioned at all.
Other parts of the study included the daily activities of the various people based on their doctrines. Apparently, Liberals are five times more likely to commit a crime, steal or cheat on a test than anybody else except for Socialists, 52% of which have committed a major felony while being watched. Conservatives not only did not commit any crimes, but they actually prevented them, as the few events where a Conservative was threatened by a thief or mugger was hindered by a concealed handgun. Also, Communists are the most likely to commit rape or sexual assault, second to socialists.
The study was conducted in other countries as well, where 81% of Muslim Extremists admitted to following the Liberal doctrine and idolizing President Barack Obama. The study was conducted by a group of roughly 900 different scientists across the country over the past twelve years, each one taking on a little over a hundred people per person.
Impeach Obama, even Joe agrees!
He said it was unconstitutional and the president should be impeached. And he was emphatic. Well, Joe Biden??? Or do you mean ONLY Republican presidents?
Monday, November 12, 2012
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Hello -- I have questions!
Hello
-- I have questions!
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced
onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhea...
does that mean that one out of
five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight
packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin
with?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why
aren't
people from Holland called
Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it
disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist,
but a person who drives a racecar is not called a
racist?
If it's true that we are here to help
others,
then what exactly are the others here
for?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be
delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?
If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it
Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee
breaks?'
What hair color do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what
do
Chinese mothers use,
Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to
them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps
so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver
the mail?
Is it true that you never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her
nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through
G?
Now, stop laughing long enough to forward this
onto
somebody else who could also use a good
chuckle!!
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